I’m constantly wanting to share with the world what my siblings say. They are so funny, full of a lot of sass and good-hearted humour. They cause me to literally fall on the floor laughing almost every day I’m with them (Sarah has called it “flopping”, I frequently just fall on the floor when I laugh, it’s weird).
Anyway, I thought I’d provide you with a curated list of my siblings quotes/funny situations, partly for your own amusement, but mostly for mine. Enjoy.
Note: I’m from a large family: 7 girls and 2 boys. The oldest is 24, the youngest is 5.
Another Note: Some of these are from my twitter. Twitter is my favorite of all the social medias. Don’t judge. https://twitter.com/RuLemon48
Mercy-Rose (5 years old): You know what I call sideways-ing?
Her: *silently falls onto the couch, sideways*
Jennie (11 Years old): *licks my elbow*
Me: Jennie! What are you doing! That’s disgusting!
Jennie: I can’t believe you didn’t notice. That’s the fifth time I’ve licked your elbow today.
“Our family is like…a weird guy.” – Emily, 7 years old at the time
“Your face is a sensory overload” – my sister trying to insult my brother
Me: *obnoxiously singing pop song*
11 y/o sister: Stop or God’s gonna take your voice away
Later, Me: *obnoxiously dancing*
11 y/o sister: this is why you’re single
The girls were quizzing each other on what they would do in different scenarios. 5 y/o just came up with this one (wording exactly as she said it):
If your mom was having a baby and you were left home alone would you:
A) Call 911
B) Call your father
C) Leave it alone
(Whaaaatttt why was that even a thing??)
Tweets about my Siblings:
It’s hard to explain what a new year is to a five year old.
4 y/o just asked me if shampoo is alcohol.
9 y/o sister just asked me if there is a queen of Ontario.
9 y/o sister commented on my makeup, so I began a speech on true beauty:
Me: you know, pretty is –
Her: *sighs and interrupts* “I KNOW”
Four year old *puts sunglasses on*
“Look, I’m a rich girl!!!”
Me *looks endearingly* Aw, she thinks sunglasses are equivalent to wealth
Ashley (24 year old sister): Maybe they are, and that’s why mine always break
Donald Trump was literally the punchline of my 5 year old sister’s knock knock joke…i’m not even kidding – like after the “who’s there” and everything, the punchline was: Donald. Trump.
Sarah and the girls, giggling.
5 y/o starts chanting: murder, murder, murder
5 y/o: *gives no explanation, keeps laughing*
Sarah to 5 y/o sister: What color are your eyes?
5 y/o: There are some things I don’t tell people, and that’s one of those things.
Bonus Dad quotes:
“It’s not about the money, it’s about justice!” – my dad, when playing monopoly.
“I don’t know what dabbing is”